Monday, 3 April 2017

Flawed Todd

Well, it looks like Todd Standing is back and he is grumpier than ever. It seemed like it was not long ago Todd said he was closing down his Facebook account and moving on.

Now he is back and he is defending his photos of the lifeless looking Bigfoot affectionately known as Blinky.
 It appears that Mr. Standing is miffed that I, and others compared his face to Blinky's. The facial features really are amazing and match up almost perfectly.

If you have not watched Todd's latest video, here it is. In this video Todd tries desperately to shoot down the idea that Todd is Blinky. In my opinion, he is trying to hard too defend himself.

In the video, Todd uses a Douglas Fir pine needle...yes, you read that correctly, a Douglas Fir pine needle. Those are Todd's words, not mine. Mind you, he said black bears don't give off a heat signature, so take it for what it is.
  Todd uses the fir needles as a ruler to measure the width of Blinky's face. As usual, Mr. Muppet talks fast enough and with enough confidence that on the surface, his analyses seems legit.

Instead of using math, Todd goes out on a limb and just guesses....but he makes it sound convincing. Conveniently, Standing tells us that he busted the lens used to take photos of Blinky. He also says it's a long story but fails to tell us the story. The guy is right there talking and making a video. It's a perfect time to tell us a long story. Maybe he hasn't thought it up yet or maybe stories are too easy to question.

Like Euell Gibbons in a Grape Nuts commercial, Todd gets down to business with his fir....I mean pine needles. He has made little coloured lines to show how wide Blinky's face is. What I want to know is, are those marks accurate and to scale with the face? If you notice, Blinky has a bit of a profile. The image is not a straight on shot, so that's strike one.

Standing has no idea how far the fir needle in reference is from the face of the subject. It's another guess made based on the arbitrary decision of a nameless "photographer". Todd therefore uses the well thought out equation of reducing the fir needle length by 10%. Strike two.

Mr. Smarty pants also has no idea how far the camera person was from the subject, nor does he mention if the photographer is on lower ground, higher ground or even ground with that of the subject. He makes no mention of the make and model of the camera or the lens.Strike three. Strike our. Strike five.

Todd leaves out absolutely everything that can lend credibility to his assertions on how big his bigfoot might be. He merely gives us his subjective opinions and states them as fact. Why should anyone take his word for that?

Todd Standing is going to have to do much better if he plans on hanging around for any length of time. Time for him to put on his big boy pants.

Sunday, 2 April 2017

Matthew Johnson Goes Full Idiot

When it comes to the bullshit that "Doctor" Matthew Johnson spews out of his condescending piehole, I tend to ignore it because, well, it's bullshit. His claims of Bigfoot interactions (without any sort of verifiable evidence) is bullshit. Empty dog dishes are just empty dog dishes.

His claims of portals, mindspeak and healing are bullshit. He has not provided anything to support such outrageous blabberings, so Ignored that as well.

I have done my best to ignore this con man. I even ignored the fact that he managed to pen a book. I wonder how many pages can be coloured. Are crayons included? Connect the dots to make a Bigfoot?
Then the ego maniac had to make a video telling people why his book costs so much and why it costs so much to ship. Maybe not all of his drooling groupies are gullible rubes after all.

 So what made me dust off this blog? Matthew Johnson went over the line.....WAY over the line.
This douchebag is allegedly a trained professional but he has the sheer stupidity to post this in his group:

To some of you, this might be funny. You might be wondering why this bothers me. I will tell you why it bothers me. I once knew someone who was a really cool guy. He always had a smile on his face and he was always making jokes and cracking me up. One day his sister called me to tell me he committed suicide. I was shocked to say the least. This poor guy suffered from mental illness and he couldn't cope with it any longer so he took his life.

Years ago I had another friend. She used to cut my hair. We partied together, she dragged me out to poker runs with her boyfriend and we just had a ton of fun. She was a wild woman, the life of the party....until she blew her brains out one night. She also suffered from mental illness.

I have a very thick skin, maybe it's too thick. Not much of anything really bothers me...unless you lie about me and make up a bunch of bullshit and spread it around for your own selfish needs like needing to be the center of attention and other such ego stroking bullshit.

Matthew Johnson, with his poorly thought out meme is making it seem like it's okay to hear voices in your head. It absolves the individual of acknowledging they may have a mental problem. Hearing voices in your head? Pffft! It's only Bigfoot. Right?

I am by no means a trained professional but I am not alone in thinking that Matthew Johnson crossed that line between asshole and downright ignorant bag of shit.

A staggering 1in 5 Americans suffer from mental illness. That is a high number in my opinion.
Let's put that in to perspective. Matthew Johnson's Team Squatchin USA page has 8,057 members. If we assume all of the members are American, which they are not, roughly 1,600 of those members suffer from some form of mental illness. SIXTEEN HUNDRED!! In ONE Facebook group.

Not only is Johnson an underhanded douchebag who uses his credentials to manipulate and sucker in people, he uses his position of authority to take advantage of those he claims to champion through his work as a quack....I mean psychologist. This is utterly reprehensible.

"Doctor" Matthew Johnson needs to have his accreditation reviewed immediately and in my opinion, he should be stripped of any credentials he possesses. He is a buffoon, an ignorant fuck, a lying douchebag and a snake oil salesman. Those are my opinions. He is a worthless sack of shit and an egomaniac. Maybe he didn't get enough hugs as a child.

 Bigfootland is full of useless peacocks but this one is dangerous to those who suffer from different forms of mental illness. Claiming Bigfoot can physically heal humans is one things, and reprehensible on its own merits but suggesting that hearing voices is somehow normal is absolutely disgusting and in bad form. Had it been any other dipshit spouting this shit, I may have let it slide but because Johnson is a doctor, I give him no quarter.

Matthew Johnson needs to be shunned from the Bigfoot community, his YouTube channel should be pulled and people need to stop enabling his behavior.

People need to start reporting him to the proper authorities before the Kool-Aid man cometh.

The above photo is of my tattoo. I take the subject of mental illness seriously.

Project Semicolon

Wednesday, 22 June 2016

A Big Steaming Pile

 For a guy who is being stalked, investigated and harassed, why is this jackass still around? I guess $5,000 isn't enough for this bullshit artist. If his brain dead groupies can't see this now, they deserve to lose their retirement money.

I am listening and watching Nathan Garn's latest televangelist worthy scam of a video on YouTube and this boy has gained some confidence once he conned his way to a new FLIR camera. He is trying to present something that isn't a new idea. Nathan has gone in to hiding in a private Facebook group so he isn't bothered by people who have serious questions for him. His groupies can be groomed with no outside interference. Mr. Cult leader can tend to his flock of drooling morons unimpeded. He can hook them with all sorts of bullshit evidence and have nobody keep him in check.

If you haven't watched his latest vid, I will post it here. I refuse to link to that fucktard's channel so I'll host it here.


I'm listening to this bullshit and I'm laughing. Really laughing. Nathan is getting his fans involved and he wants them to do his leg work for him. He needs a team and he sprinkles a dose of humanity on his steaming pile of  diaper filled excrement so everyone can sit around and do a clap for him and nod approvingly at each other. 

Hoaxers come and go but it looks like Mr. Garn wants to hang around and pick up the loose change off the ground. He can see that there are a few dollars to be made in Bigfootland if one has the right schtick. First, Nathan Reo Garn, or Ashton Garn or Guy or whatever the fuck his real name is, has barely been around. He knows nothing about Bigfootland.
 He has modeled himself after that guy who rides around city parks and pretends to be  a Bigfoot researcher. Utah takes a lot of Jimbergiant's subtleties and molds them to formulate his own character. It's so obvious that I don't know how people can't see it.

I almost choked on my beer when he said Bigfoot are cute friendly creatures. Or fun. Or something like that. How the hell would Mr. No Fucking Evidence know that? Here's a clue for you. If clowns like Squatchmaster, Timbergiant and now Nathan Garn, find Bigfoot evidence everythime they go out, you know they are full of shit. That's a guarantee. I watched Nathan's videos before he got all crybaby butthurt and hid them in his safe place.

He's had a taste of the gullibility of people who will mail him their hard earned dough without asking so much as a question. He got his new fancy FLIR camera so the fucker better use it. And use it every fucking night. I remember when Jim got his $2,500 camera. It lasted for one video because Jim apparently didn't know how to operate it.

I can't be the only one who sees where this is going. Nathan fancies himself to be a film maker. He doesn't know Bigfoot or the inner workings well enough, so he is picking the brains of those who do.

I'm willing to bet that he will ask for more money or try to squeeze more funds in to his already posted campaign. Not sure when that gong show expires. I don't really give a shit what people do with their money. They can waste it on lottery tickets or they can waste it on Mr. Chiclet's.

What I do give a shit about is a predator preying on weak minded people. I give a shit that he makes a mockery of a subject that some of us take seriously.If Garn wants to be a film maker or get his face on T.V., he should just say it. Quit being a fucking poser.

I think Nathan Reo Garn is a scam artist. He wants to make documentaries or television worthy programs. Maybe he'd be happy with being a YouTube star. Who knows. My gut instinct is seldom wrong and it twists and turns when Reo speaks. I can see right through this twit.

He wants your money and he wants you to do his work for him. Wake the fuck up.

Tuesday, 21 June 2016

Robert Dodson's "Bigfoot"

 This screenshot has caused a lot of discussion in the Bigfoot world. Some people think it's a real Bigfoot and others, like me, think it's simply pareidolia. I will do my best to show why I think this is nothing more than shadows, leaves and twigs.

Before I get started, I want to say that I do not think Robert Dodson is a hoaxer. I think he is a sincere and hard working guy who thinks he caught a Bigfoot on camera. I do, however, think he is mistaken.

I have watched this video over twenty times and I also zoomed in  on the area this face is supposed to be. The video is a bit lengthy for such a short clip. The first section of the video shows a clip from Robert's video played at regular speed. The second part is inverted and last is a zoomed in clip of the same location. For me, it was the zoomed in video clip that confirmed to me that what we see is not a Bigfoot face.

Here is the clip with the audio removed.

Instead of cherry picking one still image from the video, I will present some that were taken by me and some that were taken by other people who are having a discussion in a Facebook group.

The above screenshots don't show a clear face in my opinion with the exception of the last one but that is still a stretch of the imagination.

Likewise, in the screenshots below, I do not see a face that holds a consistent shape throughout the portion of the video clip in question.

Even for an alleged juvenile or toddler Bigfoot, this face is is very small compared to the leaves in the foreground. Also, if this is a young Bigfoot in such close proximity to a noisy human, where is the mother or father? Why didn't Robert see it? It was only mere feet in front of him.

I give my interpretation of what I saw in the video. The "face" is an illusion created by shadows, foreground leaves and some twigs.

Same location but a slightly different camera angle.  A little up and to your right is a tree trunk. I don't see anything that resembles a primate's face.

This screenshot shows the same spot without the red square.

These last two screenshots show a closer look and also show shadows, leaves and foliage, in my opinion.

The screenshot originally shown in one of Robert's video really gave no explanation, no context and no time stamp that the "face" was captured. The complete lack of information regarding this image, as I viewed it in his other video is a bit frustrating. I had to dig and ask Robert questions about the video, and to his credit he was quick to reply with some answers.

There are those who have put their seal of approval on this video but I haven't seen any serious breakdown or analysis. I certainly don't consider my analysis to be in depth and exhaustive but it does show why I am holding the position that I have. I do not see the face of a Bigfoot in this video clip.

This image below clearly shows the face of a gorilla. It is undeniable.
If an image of this quality was shown in Robert's video, I may have a different opinion.

Wednesday, 15 June 2016

Kelly Shaw is a Crybaby

Remember on my last blog when I said that Kelly was a detriment to himself? Well, he's gone and stuck his big foot in his big fat crybaby mouth again. The fucking baby just can't man up and admit when he was wrong. He has to blame someone else.

Jelly Jaw was hoaxed by some fun loving folks hoaxing a video. Normally hoaxes bother me but this particular one was so obviously not a bigfoot because it was just a dark blip on the screen.

I have linked to the video because I want this guy to make some money because of the grief Kelly Shaw is causing him. Be kind and click the video.

Shaw is crying because he spent money to go to the location and check it out. He wanted to be the bigshot, first on the scene, so that's his problem. Nobody told him to pack up and go there. I never heard Jack and Jeff cry when they were hoaxed by those two kids. I never heard them cry when it came to being duped...many times.

Poor old jabber jaw has his panties in a bunch now because he made an ass of himself and we are all laughing at him. He's blaming the people that made the bigfoot video and Shaw wants his pound of flesh.

Kelly Shaw is whining like a bitch and he claims to have filed a complaint with the FAA against the guy with the Bigfoot video. The FAA assured Kelly? Really now? Shaw is known to lie a lot when things don't go his way. He's a bully and a thin skinned fucking pansy. If I bitched like he did my old man, RIP,  would have slapped me silly.

Shaw is a hypocrite, and a bitch. Don't forget bitch. I wonder if Mr. Bitch has his commercial pilot license for drones. If he does, he should produce it. How come Kelly can make monetized videos using his drone and hardpack101 can not? There is no law against using a drone to make a hoax video.

I visited the halfwit's channel and found a few interesting videos.

Look at that. Monetized drone videos. Fucking hypocrite. Crybaby bitch. Kelly Shaw needs to suck it up and put on his big boy pants. He should take it on the chin, man up, and just admit he was duped. It would likely have been less painful in the long run.

The problem with Shaw's alleged complaint seems to be full of shit. A big huge pile of shit. Either Shaw is lying, which has been proven several times in the past, or the person he spoke to at the FAA is just as incompetent as Shaw.

My friend S,teve Alcorn, posted this in the Coalition group on Facebook, so I thank him for this information.

Model Aircrraft Operations   <<<Link

Judging from hardpack101's video, he seems to be within the guidelines mentioned above.

Once again, it looks like hardpack101 is within the law. His video was made for shits and giggles. So what if it's monetized? (Click his video). His video is for recreation. It's not like he was hired to take aerial shots of the Empire State Building for Architect Digest  or some other magazine. THAT would be for commercial use. Nobody hired hardpack101 to make a hoax video.

Kelly Shaw just needs to shut his big lying yap. His big mouth gets his dumb ass in to trouble every time. He's a baby and a bully. Nothing more. Oh. He's a lying hypocrite as well.

If I got a dollar for every time I was threatened with the law, I could buy a fancy Starbuck's coffee. Not that I'd want to buy their overpriced shitty coffee though. I'll take Tim's any day. Double double.

Monday, 13 June 2016

Kelly Shaw is an Idiot

I am sitting here drinking a beer and I am almost at a loss for words. The sheer stupidity of this is almost beyond comprehension for the truly sane, critical thinkers. It's poetic and funny...very funny. On the inside I'm laughing so hard that my side truly hurts.

An alleged Bigfoot video popped up on YouTube recently and when I saw it, I immediately thought it was a hoax. A few too many red flags for my tastes but what do I know, I'm not an expert like some of the asshats in Bigfootland like Kelly Shaw, faker of the weasel photo...I mean Marten photo. That in itself was a gong show. Shaw has already proven himself to be a liar. Incompetent twatwaffle is only one step away.

As evidenced below, Kelly Shaw is a liar, and possibly a bit of an idiot. He was butthurt with the Bluff Creek Project so he had to make shit up in order to get even.

How do we know he was lying? Below is the truth, right from the photographer.

Today is one of those days where blogging becomes an absolute joy for me. I enjoy it more and more with every key stroke. I'm still laughing and can't stop.

Anyway, back to the alleged Bigfoot video. Here is the original video that brings us to the shit show of today.

Next up is the "follow up" by Mr. fucking  know-it-all. Mr. "my dead fallen tree is a Bigfoot". Mr. "my 40 ft. tall shadow in the trees is a Bigfoot". Left to his own devices, Mr. stump hunter can become a severe detriment to himself. Like today for example.


I could only skim through this video because Kelly is embarrassing himself so badly. I saw nothing in the video that clearly resembled a primate-like footprint. An impression in the ground is NOT proof of anything and nothing was ruled out. Must be Bigfoot.

I am a member in a group that takes a lot of shit from people who think we are raining on their parade. That's not the case at all. It's called evaluating the evidence and coming to a rational conclusion based on where the evidence takes us. In this case, and many others like it, this one screamed hoax.

The subject was so small and the clarity of the screenshot was so poor that this "Bigfoot" is inconclusive at best.

Some people get butthurt when their cognitive dissonance is messed with. Voicing any objective opinions are frowned upon. Logic gets you blocked. Rational thinking gets you labeled a troll.

Want some cheese with that whine?

Kelly Shaw the bigshot found "so much Bigfoot evidence", according to the above nonsense. How the fuck would he know what is Bigfoot evidence? Apparently Shaw doesn't know anything as it relates to Bigfoot. His video is glaring proof of that. He sees things that are not there. Here is the video that proves that.


Golly gee-whiz, would ya look at that. A video that confirms what we have been saying from the start.

Shaw even ignored Dr. Meldrum.

More importantly, this video shows us that we shouldn't believe everything we see. Proof is needed to confirm anything that might be a Bigfoot. A crappy video, blurry pictures and subjective opinions are not proof or facts. Neither one prove the existence of Bigfoot.

I wonder how Mr. jabber jaw will 'splain away this one.

Question everything.



The guy planted evidence? Sure he did. Liar.